Open Letter To The Seattle Seahawks

Dear Seahawks,

You sucked last year and so far this year, you still suck.

PLEASE STOP SUCKING AND I'LL CONTINUE TO BE A FAN.

I have a family to support and being your "biggest fan" has costed me time and money during these difficult times. You can make it up to me by winning the NFC West Division since that really is the worst division in the NFL. Come on guys... ... Fu@#$ you guys really do suck. Fu@#$...

Thanks!

Your biggest fan,

Shameless

P.S. I have quickly designed my new Seahawks foam finger should you continue to suck. Please see above blueprint.