MOVIE QUOTES:

TODD CHESTER: "Well obviously SOMETHING had to break the window, SOMETHING had to break the stereo!"

MARGO CHESTER: "Well then, WHY is the carpet all wet TODD!?"

TODD CHESTER: "I don't know MARGO!"

EDDIE JOHNSON: "Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!"

EDDIE JOHNSON: "If only me and Kathrine had back the money we sent that TV preacher that was scewin' the hockey player..."

TODD CHESTER: "Hey Griswald, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?"

CLARK GRISWALD: "Bend over and I'll show you."

TODD CHESTER: "You've gotta a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswald!"

CLARK GRISWALD: "I wasn't talking to you."

FYI: These are from my memory (22 years ago), so do not email me and say "those aren't the actual lines" because I don't give a shit if they are or not. It's funny to me, and that's what matters...

HASSELBECK HAS BEST GAME OF 2010 SEASON

Matt Hasselbeck actually played very well by NOT living up to his two interceptions a game average before getting hurt today due to a "previous" hip injury during the first quarter {insert surprised face here}.

{sigh} Goodbye Matt, apparently, you will be missed...

ANOTHER FAN BITES THE DUST

I AM DONE WITH THE SEAHAWKS (OK, maybe not done). Matt Hassellback, you're a nice guy, but you suck ass. Like, if ASS were a buffet, you would have an "all-you-can-eat" pass. You average two interceptions a game! I don't care if you throw for 300 yards, GOOD QUARTERBACKS DONT THROW THAT MANY INTERCEPTIONS! Please try harder or GO AWAY!

On the bright side, Mrs. Babineaux (mother of Joel and Jordan) had a great time watching her sons teams play against one another...