Condoleezza Rice Gets Serious

This is old, but still gets a good laugh.

OBAMA'S RIDE HOME?

Obama's Admin Tries To Take Attention Off of His Declining Popularity While His Home Planet Attempts Several Times To Claim Him

In just hours, strange sightings have been popping up recently all over the world in what appears to be Aliens in unidentified flying objects trying to pick up America's 44th President.

Spectators around the world say stories of "punched-hole clouds" and a "trapped little boy in a helium balloon" are surfacing from White House officials.

Open Letter To The Seattle Seahawks

Dear Seahawks,

You sucked last year and so far this year, you still suck.

PLEASE STOP SUCKING AND I'LL CONTINUE TO BE A FAN.

I have a family to support and being your "biggest fan" has costed me time and money during these difficult times. You can make it up to me by winning the NFC West Division since that really is the worst division in the NFL. Come on guys... ... Fu@#$ you guys really do suck. Fu@#$...

Thanks!

Your biggest fan,

Shameless

P.S. I have quickly designed my new Seahawks foam finger should you continue to suck. Please see above blueprint.

Let's All Go To The Movies...

So me and the wifey finally go to see a movie and what do we see? One of the Harry Potter movies: Harry Potter and The Half-blood Prince to be exact. It wasn't as bad as all the kiddies and critics made it out to be in my opinion. It twas especially nice not having rowdy teenagers kick the back of my seat while they murmur giddy giggles and phrases like: "OMG, that Daniel Radcliffe is soooo DREAMY and I bet you he really does eventually, want to use his penis and have a girlfriend!" during the entire fu%$#@& movie as well.

When I got back home I decided to look up some more tid-bits on the movie (OK, I'm kinda a big closet fan) and I was shocked however, to see Rupert Grint show up to the premier of his new movie all wasted on the spoils of his success. Ok, I wasn't shocked or surprised... You can totally tell he's fed up with his "friends" lime-light fame. I was proud to see Rupert finally getting the attention he so deserves next to his more popular co-stars Emma Watson and Hairy Porker.

Rock on Rupert!

P.S. If this blog was written on paper, I'd burn it. That's how bored I am.

P.S.S. I can be "PC." When I was a kid, I pooped my pants - now that I'm older, I just poop myself... :(

Cheers,